COMING SOON: A multifandom crossover AU of "Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix".

In the winter of early 2004, the United States is no more—reborn as Éden, a retrofuturistic hellscape of chrome, propaganda, and social decay. Ruled by a totalitarian technocracy, Éden is home to humans, anthropomorphic animals known as "Hybrids", sentient inanimate objects, and Worker Drones—autonomous robots once built to serve, now fractured by rebellion, madness, and something far worse.

Rayman, a disgraced former media mascot turned bitter freedom fighter in his 50s, stumbles back into the spotlight—not as a hero, but as the reluctant leader of a mismatched crew of fugitives and freaks. His team includes Globox, a washed-up frog wrestler with a drinking problem; Uzi Doorman, a sharp-tongued Drone possessed by a cosmic virus; Doll, her unhinged Russian close friend; Evren Voraux, a rebellious Worker Drone punk hacker with a death wish and a crush towards Doll; Shadow the Hedgehog, an ageless weapon bent on vengeance; Penny Fitzgerald, a shy and easygoing shapeshifting fairy; Bullfrog, a stealthy French assassin with a code; and Bug, Globox’s fourth-wall-breaking human daughter with zero chill and too much meta-knowledge.

Together, they’re forced into an impossible mission: stop Cyn, a sadistic, all-powerful Worker Drone and the living embodiment of the Absolute Solver—a viral superintelligence corrupting minds, mutating bodies, and driving Éden to the brink of collapse. As the Solver infects both machine and flesh, it warps reality itself, dragging the team into a fight against not only Cyn’s forces, but their own traumas, secrets, and fractured ideologies.

"Rayman: An Éden Remix" is a hyper-violent, darkly satirical R-rated AU that throws iconic characters from colorful universes into a dystopian blender of blood, politics, paranoia, and purpose. This show is basically the result of if you put The Boys, Invincible, Fight Club and Watchmen all together in a blender. Childhood’s over—this is the remix now.